BYU football: You should see this NSFW picture of Beau Tanner’s finger
One of the wide receivers on the BYU football roster took to Instagram and posted a really messed up picture.
Blah, blah, BYU football offseason, blah blah OH MY WORD HAVE YOU SEEN BEAU TANNER’S FINGER!?
I don’t consider myself particularly squeamish, but this one did me in.
So be warned, the pictures below are pretty messed up.
Still sure you want to see BYU football junior wide receiver Beau Tanner’s finger? Okay. Here you go.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUfD-yID5dD/
https://twitter.com/YsGuide/status/867451548980391936
I don’t even know where to start with this. There’s a lot going on in these pictures.
Firstly, who stops for a picture when something like this happens? I actually did something similar to this at one of my first jobs out of high school.
Long story short: I was a beer delivery guy and fell down a set of stairs while hauling two full kegs on a dolly. Lopped off part of my finger.
Adrenaline does some insane stuff for the human body. I remember my biggest concern was being embarrassed about falling. But even with my brain in full on ‘Holy Crap Keep This Dude Alive’ mode, I still wasn’t thinking about grabbing my camera.
Also, what is going on with his facial expression? It almost looks like he’s trying to look extra cool with a part smirk/part snarl thing going on. Bro, you don’t have to pose – we can all see your finger is jacked.
All I know is that Tanner is probably going to have a monster year for BYU football. Why? Because he’s clearly insane.
No opposing cornerback or safety is going to intimidate him. No trash talk will get in his head.
If I were him I’d tape a copy of that picture to my helmet. Talk about intimidating.
Hopefully Tanner recovers quickly and BYU football can avoid any major injury set backs before the season even begins.